The agony of watching Bangladeshi cricket

In the great theatre of international cricket, where heroes are born and legends are made, there exists a unique brand of torture reserved for the brave souls who call themselves Bangladeshi cricket fans. This column is dedicated to you, dear readers, for whom watching a cricket match is an exercise in heartbreak, punctuated by fleeting moments of euphoria and an overwhelming sense of “Oh no, not again.”

Let's face it, supporting the Bangladeshi cricket team is like being a character in a never-ending boring TV series, where the plot twists are as predictable as the team’s batting collapses. We all know the script: Bangladesh wins the toss (maybe), bats first, loses a couple of early wickets, shows some middle-order resilience, and then, just when you think they might post a respectable total, they crumble like a house of cards in a hurricane. It's a performance so consistent, it could be set to music.
Take the recent matches in the ICC T20 World Cup 2024, for instance. The statistics don't lie, and they paint a picture of both hope and heartbreak. The tournament started with a nail-biting victory against Sri Lanka. Bangladesh chased down 125 with two wickets to spare. It was a classic case of Bangladeshi cricket giving their fans just enough joy to keep them hooked.
Then came the clash against South Africa. Bangladesh fell short by a mere four runs, scoring 109/7 in reply to South Africa's 113/6. It was a match that perfectly encapsulated the Bangladeshi cricket experience: Tantalizingly close yet excruciatingly far from victory. The fans were left thinking, "So close, yet so far -- isn't that just the story of our lives?"
On June 13, Bangladesh faced the Netherlands and actually managed to win by 25 runs. Bangladesh posted a solid 159/5, and the bowlers did their job to restrict the Dutch to 134/8. For a fleeting moment, fans were allowed to bask in the glory of victory. It was like seeing a rainbow after a storm, a reminder that joy is possible, even if it’s fleeting. Then came the match against Nepal. Bangladesh decided to give their fans another heart attack. Setting a target of 106, they managed to bowl out Nepal for 85, winning by 21 runs. It wasn't a victory as much as it was a gentle reminder that even a broken clock is right twice a day.
But just as Bangladeshi fans started believing that this might be their year, reality struck back with a vengeance. On June 21, in the Super Eight stage, they faced Australia. Bangladesh scored 140/8, a total that seemed defendable. Australia chased it down with the ease of a hot knife slicing through butter, winning by 28 runs via the DLS method. It was a stark reminder that hope is a dangerous thing in the world of Bangladeshi cricket.
The pain didn't stop there. June 22 brought the match against India. Bangladesh was set a target of 197, a mountain to climb. They huffed, puffed, and ultimately collapsed at 146/8. India won by 50 runs. Watching that match was like watching a tragedy unfold in slow motion -- you knew the ending, but you couldn't look away. Just to twist the knife a little deeper, June 25 saw Bangladesh face Afghanistan. Chasing a modest target of 116, Bangladesh fell agonizingly short at 105, losing by 8 runs via the DLS method. It was a masterclass in how to turn a potential victory into a spectacular defeat.
It was a classic case of Bangladeshi cricket giving their fans just enough joy to keep them hooked
In the grand twist of the cricketing gods' irony, Australia -- the mighty kangaroos -- found themselves relying on Bangladesh to secure their spot in the semifinals. Yes, the same Australia that has dominated the cricketing world for decades was left to pray at the altar of Bangladeshi cricket. Oh, the irony! Australia, a team that has produced cricketing giants like Ricky Ponting, Shane Warne, and Glenn McGrath, suddenly understood the existential dread that comes with supporting Bangladesh. They watched with bated breath as Bangladesh took the field, their hopes of semifinal qualification hanging by a thread. For once, Aussie fans experienced the heart palpitations and cold sweats that are all too familiar to Bangladeshi supporters, reports DT.
"Is this what it's like to be a Bangladesh fan?" an Australian supporter was heard muttering, clutching his Vegemite sandwich like a stress ball. "How do they do this every match?"
It was a moment of collective empathy. Australians, accustomed to the swagger and confidence of their cricketing heroes, found themselves plunged into the murky waters of uncertainty and despair. They watched every misfield, every dropped catch, every inexplicable decision with a newfound understanding. When Bangladesh eventually lost, and Australia's fate was sealed, there was a moment of silent solidarity. Welcome to our world, mates.
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Remember the 2016 T20 World Cup match against India? Bangladesh needed two runs from three balls to win, with three wickets in hand. Victory was within grasp, and then, in a twist of fate that left fans both screaming and laughing in disbelief, they lost all three wickets in as many balls. It was a classic case of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, a phrase that could be the motto of Bangladeshi cricket.
So why do we continue to subject ourselves to this madness? Why do we tune in match after match, knowing full well that we might end up tearing our hair out in frustration? Perhaps it's because cricket, like life, is about hope. It's about believing that the next match, the next over, the next ball could bring something magical. It's about those rare moments when everything goes right, and we are reminded that dreams can come true.
Because in the end, cricket is more than just a game. It’s a reflection of life itself
As for our Australian friends, who momentarily walked in our shoes during the T20 World Cup, we welcome you to our world. It’s a world of eternal optimism, where every loss is a step towards a future victory, and every heartbreak is a part of the journey. You’ve had a taste of the rollercoaster that is Bangladeshi cricket fandom. We hope you enjoyed the ride.
Being a Bangladeshi cricket fan is not for the faint-hearted. It's a test of patience, resilience, and unwavering loyalty. But it is also a testament to the unbreakable spirit of a nation that refuses to give up. So here’s to the future, to the highs and lows, to the moments of despair and the flashes of brilliance. Because in the end, cricket is more than just a game. It’s a reflection of life itself, with all its glorious unpredictability.
And to the Bangladeshi cricket team, we say: Bring it on. We’re ready for whatever you throw at us. Just try to make it a little less painful next time, okay?
HM Nazmul Alam, Lecturer, Department of English and Modern Languages, International University of Business, Agriculture and Technology.